Cans of coke that is, but between the back-strain and inevitable losses by theft I gave up after a few months.

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of losing my shirt...

My school preaches to us about eating well and only uses orgainic and whole wheat stuff, yet in every table in the cafeteria there is an ad for our very popular snack bar, where cookies go for $.75 but a cup of fruit is $3.00.

"Amor, amor, nada hay peor ni mejor" -proverbio

That is downright ridiculous.
I always hated schools that dropped the constitution inside it's boundaries (example; my school).
That was just plain stupid, to ban candy. For god's sake, it's middle school. Kids = candy.
Dip.
And.
Chips.

So my advice to you is just to be a sweet pickle and everything will turn out for you in life - everything.

There's currently a ban on candy and soda in my school... fundraising, as you can imagine, has plummeted. In a way I like it, because I really don't like being pressured to buy chocolate from my classmates at the beginning of every class. It honestly was distracting and annoying.

Interestingly, this ban applies only during school hours. At 1:55 PM, the vending machines automatically turn on, and you can have your fill of soda, candy, and chips. Also oddly, teachers aren't allowed to give candy to students... once in AP psychology we did an experiment with M&M's dealing with random sampling and each of us had to bring our own bag of M&M's, because the teacher couldn't buy them for us. Teachers with tenure and nationally certified teachers ignore the rule anyway.

Pull down the future with the one you love.
~Television.

Except they were allowed 6 days a year for fundraising (of course the teachers ignored the 6 days a year and just did whatever they wanted).

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of losing my shirt...

Well, there's a bit more to it than that.
Let's say you tell a young child not to climb a tree. What is the first thing s/he'll want to do? Climb the tree. S/he then grabs a branch that can't support the weight, it breaks, and s/he falls. They don't grasp why you told them not to do that in the first place. Explaining it helps, and that's something we seem not to do much anymore.
If we all took a bit of time to explain why the rules are in place, people might not go around breaking them so much.

In the case of this child, the student was bringing black market candy to school. If it had been announced that nobody should do this and why, it would probably have happened anyway, but at least the honor student wouldn't have bought it.

Although ignorance is no excuse, refusing to explain things is even less of an excuse.

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