Happy Birthday Rachel "the Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*lights fireworks, realeases the crows, and passes out the margaritas while Trent Reznor and Professor Snape climb out of a 6-ft cake covered in black frosting and proceed to show Rachel what a "bad girl" she's been*
EVERYBODY SHOW RACHEL SOME LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



