Hee. I love quotes as well. Here are some (they're all from songs).

"We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt, but how we survive is what makes us who we are."

"I was out of touch, but it wasn't because I didn't know enough. I just knew too much."

"I know you're wise beyond your years, but do you ever get the fear that your perfect verse is just a lie you tell yourself to help you get by?"

"Think twice: that's my only advice."

"I want so badly to believe that there is truth, that love is real; and I want life in every word to the extent that it's absurd."

"The sea's evaporating, though it comes as no surprise. These clouds we're seeing, they're explosions in the sky. They say it's written, but we can't read between the lines."

"If strength is born from heartbreak, then mountains I could move."

And I could go on forever. ;_;

Whoo, I have aloooot.
I write them down in a book, but I'm at Ashweeys house.

The only ones I remeber are in the OOT commercial.

The first one is " Willst thou soar or suck"
And the second one is "Willst thou get the girl, or play like one"
THAT one made me mad at first >:(

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A new favorite:

"When God gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS!"

Pull down the future with the one you love.
~Television.

Lol! >:D

That's what I needed to say, and I said it!

MOST of my quotes are from Degrassi, but their still funny and memorable;

"Lose the lesbian filter, honey!"

"Does Mexico know you've taken all their Tequila?"

"Well, lucky there are 364 non-birthdays. Good days..."

"Ham and Pinapple should not work together - but somehow they do."

"Are you cookoo-bananas?!"

From the Beatles;

"In the End,
The love you take,
Is Equal to the Love
You make."

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Well, I don't exactly know what kind of quotes you are talking about, but I think I'll just give you TV quotes.
(some are from special features on dvd)
1)"I am a trained classical acctor, and YOU sir, are from Cabberay!"
2)"Gotta keep runnin'!"
3)"...and then that cell phone rang: Rini ni ni, rini ni ni, rininininI"
4)"This concludes our brocastay!....click"
5)"I'm filling up on bagget!"
6)"You can't dust for vomit."
7)"WERE SPINAL TAP FROM THE UK! YOU MUST BE THE USA!"
8)"Do you like 'Flock of Seagulls'?" "I can see you do."
9)"...'I'm lookin' for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything!...'" (okay that's from a song)

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

My God, How could I forget..

Well, Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess :P

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My favorite quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

"Declaring himself might have provoked open rebellion: Remaining masked has created confusion, uncertainty, and fear." -Remus Lupin

NOOO! Joey, YOU have the book too! You're murdering me...

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"AFireInside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soy milk backstage before I get a damn drop of it." - Jade Puget.
God, I love this quote.
OHOHOH.
And

" But why is the rum gone"- Jack Sparrow.
:D

Dattebayo

Uh, I found some more if yor intrested, quoting in general this time.

1)"Where's the beef?"
2)"Talk about mud flaps, my girls got em!"*
3)"Hang on to your butts."
4)"Yes, perhaps youd like to sample my death ray!"
5)"My hair is like spagetti! You throw it against the wall, it stick!"
6)"Why is the rum allways gone?"
7)"And theese sqiggles, they are very tasty!"
9)"Yor face is OK........But your purse is too tight."*
10)"Ther goes that duck again."
11)"YO!"
12)"My kingdom for a-HOLY CRAP!"
13)"Where am I gonna get a train!?"
14)"F***ing fruit pies are for old ladys."
15)"Go Freck yourself!"
16)"Don't take the car, you'll kill yourself."
17)"I'll have 4 fried chickens, and a coke."
18)"And I'll neveh-eveh-eveh-eveh-eveh make a song about Sibbie!"*
19)"DON'T SAY 'LORD MOLDYBUTT'!"
20)"LET SANTA SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'!"

*songs

And One more: "But if you ask me, you wouldn't recognize real beauty if it was outside in the parking lot, waiting to give you Hepititis."

Ok, Panda? Got 'em? Ok. Just one more:"I like my ale like I like my men: dark, and rich." That 1 is a joke that female Dwarves say on WOW.

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

Here are some I like from certain T.V shows and some I got off the Internet.

“Com away oh human child, to waters in the wild, the faerie hand in hand and the world fall hollow weeping then you will understand.” Small Worlds, Torchwood.

“When I was walking up the stair, I saw a man who wasn’t there, he wasn’t there again today, I wish, I wish he’d go away.”

“People are like slinkies completely useless but it surprisingly amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.”

“Little angel go away come again another day, the little devils come my way so I won’t hear a word you say.”

“And so the lion fell for the lamb,
What a stupid lamb,
What a sick masochistic lion.”
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, Confessions.

“Ha! Love is blind, deaf, dumb and senseless...which may just be its selling point.”

“I don’t suffer from in sanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.”

“The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept”.
“The only reason I am always listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice!”
“Crazy is a relative term in my family!”
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
“I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. “
“You say physco like it's a bad thing”
“Guns don’t kill people… but they make it real easy”
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
“Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”
“I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.”
“Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.”
“I don’t care, I don’t have to”
“Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs. “
“If everything is going well you’ve obviously overlooked something,”

“Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die”

“If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.”

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

“To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target”

“You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.”

“When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

“Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.”

“You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.” Albert Einstein

“Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.”

“Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?”

“Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”

“Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.”

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.”

“Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.”

“It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away.”

“Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.”

“The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything”

“If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.”

“I once thought that I had made a mistake, but I was mistaken.”

“Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.”

“I can handle pain until it hurts.”

“Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.”

“Nothing is illegal until you get caught.”

“This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.”

“We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out of his chest”

"This is my timey wimey dector, goes ding when there’s stuff, also can boil an egg in 30 places, whether you wanted to or not actually, so I learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow." The Doctor, Doctor Who : Blink.

"Cake or death?
Cake please,
Sorry we're all out of cake,
Darn it."

Man I wrote alot but I like these quotes, I really need to get a life. Anyway there you go hope there good.
See ya!

"Cake or Death,
Cake Please,
Sorry We're All Out Of Cake,
Darn it."

I LOVE that book. I've read it over 30 times!

Another quote I like is.

"I held a falling star and it wept for me, dying" -Death of Seasons, AFI

"Poison hearts will never change" The Leaving Song, AFI

"And I grow pale without you." The Interview, AFI

"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..." Sheik, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time,

"It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time. The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go... This song is dedicated to the power of the heart." Sheik, The legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

"Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth. Now listen to the Serenade of water to reflect upon yourself." Sheik TLOZ:OoT

"This is the melody that will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time." Sheik TLOZ: OoT

"They say that there is no medecine that can cure a fool... I guess that's true." Potion Lady

"I'll grant you the honour of carrying me." Princess Ruto, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

"How inconsiderate! How could you leave me behind?! If you're a man, act like one! Take responsiblity!" Princess Ruto, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

(I loove Ruto xD)

And Last..

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HA! My subconscious lives by that one.

I should really do something about that. =/

"Do not pity the dead... Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love."

Pull down the future with the one you love.
~Television.

More Quotes.
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1)Guns don't kill people, I kill people." -Mr. Larson's shirt from Happy Gilmore

2)"I told the whole world I got stabbed in the butt, but realy it was a toilet-papercut!" -Jim Carry's Vanilla Ice song

3)"You need to FORGEEEEET!" -Invincible alian guy from The Forgotten

4)"Whoa, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!" -Homestar Runner, Date Nite, from Homestarrunner.com

5)"I can be your best friend or your worst enimy." Cable guy from The Caable Guy

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

"If I'm having a nightmare and I won't wake up, don't call the hospital. Let me sleep; chances are I'll get lucky and die by dream."

I heard that one when my dad was watching some movie. I just thought it interesting.

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And it is.

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

" Guy 1 :Never go to school on the first day, go the next day and it won't be the first day.
Guy 2: But then won't it still just be the first day for you?
Guy 1:Oh, yeah. Good point"

"You beter shut the hell up or your going to be the only guy in hevean that need a wheelchair."

There from some movie my mum was watching ages ages. I think Chris Rock was acting in it. The quotes aren't exact I don't think but close enough.

"Cake or Death,
Cake Please,
Sorry We're All Out Of Cake,
Darn it."

All of mine in my Word document seem to be about love. A lot of them I wrote, because all I can do for hours is write them. Those will not be put here. The rest of them are from songs, and such...

Like I said, I spend WAAAAY too much time on quotes.

.:suzu-chan/killijoy/Joeys Cupcake:.
.:"No time for goodbyes," he said, as he faded away. "It's hard to imagine, but one day you'll end up like me." Then he said, "If you want to stay alive, hold on for your life.":.

Wow Killijoy, thanks for all of your quotes, as the rest of you! Thanks a million!!!

That's what I needed to say, and I said it!

So?
I think the "BEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME" are:
1)"Talk about mud flaps my girls got 'em!"
2)"Yes, perhaps you'd like to sample my death-ray."
3)"Sir, one more outburst, I will srangle you with my micrphone wire."
4)"Two weeks?....Teeth?"
5)"A third of a gopher would only whet my appetite."

(no perticular order, may contain a song)

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show that killing people is wrong?

That's what I needed to say, and I said it!

Well, there are two quotes that i really live by:
"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget the people who dont; believe that everything happens for a reson. No one said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."

"So live, that when thy summons comes to join the innumeral caravan which moves to that mysterious relm, where each shall take his chamber in the silent halls of death, thou go not like the quarry slave at night, scourged to his dungeon, but sustained and soothed by an unfaltering trust approach thy grave, like one who wraps the drapery of his couch about him and lies down to plesant dreams."

*~beloved shellan~*

Those are beautiful, shadowmistress! *ADds them to quote box*

.:suzu-chan/killijoy/Joeys Cupcake:.
.:"No time for goodbyes," he said, as he faded away. "It's hard to imagine, but one day you'll end up like me." Then he said, "If you want to stay alive, hold on for your life.":.

I might have already listed a few, but here you go:

1)"I Garfunkled your mother."
2)"Yes. Perhaps you'd like to sample my death-ray."
3)"Gotta keep runnin'!"
4)"Gertrude's a pretty bird!"
5)"My kingdom for a-HOLY CRAP!"
6)"Ziggybuggiedoog!"
7)"As you all know, some giant butthole keeps logging in and killing all our charicters."
8)"I don't play world of warcraft."......."Yea, but I play 'Hello Kitty Island Adventure'."
9)"It's better in a HELL HOLE! You know where you stand in a HELL HOLE! Folks lend a hand in a HELL HOLE! GIRL GET ME BACK TO MY HELL HOLE!"
10)"Care for some gopher?"

There you go! Swap 'em as trading cards or some thing, Just ENJOY!

If you want to see "Hell Hole" By Spinal Tap, here you go! BUT! It has a begining 4or5 seconds that may be inapropreate for the real little kids. Just a hoe in a show-too-much outfit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b_wdRsnoog

Don't be too "Oo, that's gross" about the outfits: yes, I know Nigel in a speedo is gross, and Derek has a terible "shirt" on.

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

"death of one is a tragedy,the death of a million is just a statistic"
- Joseph Stalin

Er...can someone be my dictionary? What does "statistic" mean?

Anyway, here's some quotes!:

1)"LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'!"
2)"Got any nuts?"
3)"STONEHENGE! Where the demons dwell, and the banshees live, and they do live well! STONEHENGE!...."*
4)"..And you my love...won't you take my hand? I will take you there, to that mystik laaand. Where the dew-drops cry...., and the cats meow. I will take you there,...I will show you how!"*
5)"EAT IT! EAT IT! IF IT'S GETTIN' COLD REHEAT IT!"*
6)"I told you we shudda made that left turn at Albuhkerkee."

And if your not satisfied, I don't care!

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

EAT IT! EAT IT! IF IT'S GETTIN' COLD REHEAT IT!" lol Weird Al lol

That's what I needed to say, and I said it!

My BF's favorite quote is:
"Getting the things you want is easy. Filling them with illgal substances and transporting them over the border is not." -ATHF

He also likes:
"He said no, Err, with his foot." -ATHF

*~beloved shellan~*

My BF's favorite quote is:
"Getting the things you want is easy. Filling them with illgal substances and transporting them over the border is not." -ATHF

He also likes:
"He said no, Err, with his foot." -ATHF

*~beloved shellan~*

O lucky! You guys have boyfrends who quote with you, while I hafta talk over the phone and internet Email such! Um, if I'm mistaken on what "BF" means, I thought it ment boyfrend.

O, well, My favorit quote IIIIIIIIIISSS........:
*drumrol*
"(place quote here)"

HAHAHA! Gotcha didn't I? No? Too lame? Realy?

I gotta tell you, my imagination is empty right now.
BUT! I can tell you some Happy Bunny quotes:

1)"You are totaly perfect! [exept for 9 or 10 things]"
2)"I know how you fell, I just don't care."
3)"Youre ugly, and thats sad." (could have benn another thing, hmmm..)

O, and Panda? A few coments back?
I watch Weird Al crap all the time. Google "Virus Alert, by Weird All" or just "Weird Al."

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

Yes BF does mean boyfriend. He was actually the one who wrote it and he didn't know we don't use text-talk here so that's his own fault.
Myself, I am in the color guard for marching band (also known as flags) and our favorite quotes are:
"Guard girls, they teach us how to dance and strip our poles." (*giggles*)
"We won't hit you with our flag...intentionally."
and the best of them all which our band director just happened to scream over the speaker at band camp in front of the entire band (jazz runs are a dance move just to let you know) is....
"JAZZ RUNS GIRLS!!!! GET LOW AND SPRED YOUR LEGS!!!"
need I say more? BAND CAMP ROCKS!!!

*~beloved shellan~*

Haha thats funny. I made up a quote yesterday... I have made a "quote wall" with sticky notes on it with my favorite quotes... lol... some of the quotes are...
"Life is shakey, so pretend you're dancing!"
"Friendship is one soul sharing two bodies."
"Happiness is being married to your best friend"
and the one that I made up...
"If life is money, then death must be credit cards."

That's what I needed to say, and I said it!

HAHA! That's great. I especially like the one "If life is money, then death must be credit cards." =D
and I like "Happiniss is being married to your bestfriend" for personal reasons.
Good Quotes =)

*~beloved shellan~*

Panda, You are awsome! I wish I could make quotes. *pouts*
But my imagination will only go so far: It's getting smaller!

ON WITH THE QUOTES!:

1)"Power is powerfull."
2)"Free BAGLES at the water cooler!"
3)"I'MREADY!I'MREADY!I'MREADY!"
4)"MY LEG!"
5)"YOUR GONNA DIE, CLOWN!"
6)"NATURE! [Gulay]"
7)"Death awaits you all! With nasty big pointy teeth!"
8)"After I ate somethin'. Had a big meal! One of those Aarican size portions!

Hey, Panda, Lemie see if I can make one up like you......:
Well, one day I was looking at a ladele, when I thoought it was kinda lie a pipe, and in an old crazy guy's voice: "Say, I was sayin'"
I don't get it eather.

People in stone houses should not throw glass.

Someone's been watching Spongebob.

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Dear god, my friend and I actually shout that at each other (I blame the song "Max 300" on DDR Max). o.o

>>"You're walking on eggshells...there were chickens in them once."
>>Jordan: "I'm beating the hell out of you" *taps me on the head with a bible*
Me: "...That doesn't hurt hun."
Jordan: "No, I really am beating the hell out of you...this is a bible"
>>Tickle Me Emo
>>Don't upset me.. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
>>He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
>>"I'd never been on an airplane before, and I gotta tell ya it was great. Except I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor. The little kid in back of me kept throwing up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore, and.. oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out, and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died.."
>>You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
>>Hi! This is my away message. You can:
a.) Leave a message,
b.) write me an e-mail, or
c.) rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA."
While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you.
>>.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333...
Once you start, you can't stop.
Just say NO to repeating decimals.

...and I've only just begun...

*~beloved shellan~*

>>You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! lol that's goin up on mu wall, that's for certain!

That's what I needed to say, and I said it!

...I just need to find some gullable and insanely stupid person to send that to *evil laughs*...
...but I'll call the virus the CPCV (connor prarie computer virus) =P

*~beloved shellan~*

I thought this was funny.

"What should people in glass houses NOT do?"

"...um...walk around naked?"

From the Beatles - do you know the song?

~
Eleanor Rigby,
Died at the church
And was buried along with her name.

Nobody came.

Father McKenzie,
Wiping the dirt from his hands
As he walked from the grave.

No one was saved.

All the lonely people,
Where do they come from?
All the lonely people,
WHere do they all belong?

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Ultimate response to every question. And I do mean every question:

"F*ck you, I'M A DRAGON."

Pull down the future with the one you love.
~Television.

You missed an "all" in the line "where do they all come from" :)

And the best quotes are anything involving lions.

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw lions."

"The enem of my enemy is my lion."

"If you play with a lion, you're gonna get burned."

"Speak soflty and carry a big lion."

Do I take it someone likes lions?

Anyway;
The long and winding road that leads to your door,
Will never disappear,
I've seen that road before It always leads me here,
Leads me to your door.

The wild and windy night the rain washed away,
Has left a pool of tears crying for the day.
Why leave me standing here, let me know the way
Many times I've been alone and many times I've cried
Anyway you'll never know the many ways I've tried, but
Still they lead me back to the long and winding road
You left me standing here a long, long time ago
Don't leave me waiting here, lead me to you door
Da, da, da, da

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I got that from moron.nl lyrics, so theyu're all shoddy and aren't all written down right or all there in the right order, but their getting across the message.

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my fav quote is probably by james dean-
dream as if you'll live forever
live as if youll die today

mimi

my fav quote is probably by james dean-
dream as if you'll live forever
live as if youll die today

mimi

Ash, that has got to be the most random thing ever.

Either way, I adore lions. Lions for the win. :D

I am a Leo ^^ so yah I love lions ^^

And you called me Ash :) no one here ever calls me Ash... it's cool, more personal :)